Miskatonic 3
Status: Inactive/Completed (turns will not process)

Atlantis Engine: v4.2.127
Rulesset: Miskatonic v1.0.35

Current Turn: #32 (August, Year 3)
Current Players: 23
Players Submitted: 8
Players Remaining: 10

Turn Frequency: All players submitted only
Time Elapsed: 3 years, 7 months, 2 weeks, 6 days, 17.380000000001 hours
Next Turn: n/a

First Player Submitted Reward: 50 unclaimed silver
Early Submitter Reward: 100 unclaimed silver (first 24 hours)
Atlantis Times:
     Article Reward: 100 unclaimed silver
     Rumor Reward: 50 unclaimed silver


The Atlantis Times
Turn 6 (June, Year 1)

Articles
At the dinner table there was an orc, an ogre and an hobgoblin eating.
They read the times articles and laugh with The Defenders (9) proclamation.
One said "It is true, MUSH production has already started" :)

     – Al Garb (12)
I found a city! And so did two other factions...oh this world IS small. Still, 300 city guards is more than 3 pyromancers can manage, it will be a while before the city is conquered. The question is, will I get enough troops before the monsters reach me?

     – Children of the Four Winds (19)
Clan Jaguar declares to the world alignment good
(We see no point waiting 10 turns)

It takes time, but numbers begin to expand and the world near us begins to be
revealed by our shiny happy elves.

     – ClanJaguar (8)
The peasants are working fine, but this is not going as swiftly as expected. It looks like we need more peasants, where are they? Oh, yes, working for that other people. Maybe, if we ask nicely, we can take turns oppressing them or something.

     – Fanhunters (21)
We met lizardmen, we bought one. Now it is checking interesting places near our camp. As far, no interesting places found. So many new factions is moving around, Skulls ? Sky Raiders ? Sounds like troubles...

     – Hammerheads (14)
Cows grow better than grain. But you still have to catch them. It's surprising that no one in the city needs grain or cows. What do they eat instead?

     – Joyful People (10)
Sir, sir we have seen some one else in the world. We are not alone.

Friend or Foe that is the question

     – Malibuwest (15)
**Sir. One of your man got lost.
*Who was it?
**Lea Der. He was one of your cousins. Brother. Or was he your nephew?
*Mostly, he was drunk all the time! No loss at all.
Sir?!

     – Motsognir (11)
So, first mounts have been produced. Now exploration of this evil world shall go much faster. Hope we will meet more evil friends.

     – People of the Lie (20)
Hidden in the forest, the tribes are getting ready. The sound of drums of war resound. A few more months and we will launch the assault.

     – The Scoured Legion (18)
"That guy was delicious." said Lorelei after she re-joined the others in campfire.
"Welcome back." said Zodd with a smile. "Took you long enough. You've been away for a week." he added.
"Wait a minute. You're saying that poor soul lasted this long?" asked Edwin.
"Yep. He expired this morning." the succubus replied with a smile.
"After the pounding he received from our ogres and the fireball I hit him with I thought he was dead." said Edwin shaking his head.
"Oh, he had some life left in him. That Motsognir leader was a fighter. He struggled until the very end." Lorelei said.
"You drained him dry didn't you?" Edwin asked with dread.
"Yes. In every aspect of the world." replied Lorelei licking her lips. "Now that I'm back to normal what did I miss?
"The bog thing crawled away to the south. We are safe for now." Zodd replied.
"Curious. I didn't know that that thing could climb rocks." Lorelei said.
"Neither did we. Nor did we expect to see a kraken in those mountains." said Edwin.
"A kraken? In the mountains?" asked Lorelei.
"Well, at the cliff facing the ocean." explained Zodd.
"Calamari and firewood all in one place. Everything seems ready for a nice cookout. That is, if you and your apprentices are ready to start the barbecue." said Lorelei looking at Edwin.
"Now wait a minute. I said we will be ready to take out the bog thing but together with the kraken they are way too strong." objected Edwin.
"Party pooper. Well, if you guys don't need me at the moment I'll be off again." said Lorelei and stood up from the fire.
"Where are you going?" asked Zodd and Edwin together.
"One of our goblin lookouts spotted a lone human at the same place we encountered the Motsognir leader. I figure if there's no barbecue party I'll have some dessert. See you guys in a day or two."

     – Wandering Monsters (16)
The world is an interesting place. Good lands and evil lands lays nearby. It does not matter if good or evil wins, peasants won't notice it.

     – Windmasters (13)

Rumors
Land Krakens are so cute. They are traveling around and eating evil factions.
Where are you miserable mortals? We need living hearts for dark rituals.
So it started. Wandering Monsters - United Universal Alliance of Good (UUAOG) will punish you (scum) for your crimes.
xxxxx Rumor says this is an automated message to appear as first of the list xxxxx
Very little iron in this world. You will have to fight even for it, the dream is over.
The world is flat or so they say. lets keep going and find out.
Question:
How many halflings does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer:
Halflings don't screw in lightbulbs. They screw in haystacks.
A housecat in Rillen has vomited a hairball with a pearl inside.
The Forgotten Ones (7) have joined the forces of evil. They must be destroyed on sight.


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