Miskatonic 3
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Current Turn: #32 (August, Year 3)
Current Players: 23
Players Submitted: 8
Players Remaining: 10

Turn Frequency: All players submitted only
Time Elapsed: 3 years, 7 months, 2 weeks, 6 days, 14.040000000001 hours
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First Player Submitted Reward: 50 unclaimed silver
Early Submitter Reward: 100 unclaimed silver (first 24 hours)
Atlantis Times:
     Article Reward: 100 unclaimed silver
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The Atlantis Times
Turn 20 (August, Year 2)

Articles
Faction is on track now. To bad we lost the richest faction badge to other worthy tycoon.

     – Al Garb (12)
The Ambassador smiled. It seemed the good factions of the world were perfectly willing to negotiate with each other - maybe there would be room to hold back the evil. For now, beginning to explore the seas to find more allies would be a start.

     – Children of the Four Winds (19)
The Nekojin Empire resorts to the lowest form of warfare. Assassination. There is no honor in these ogres. The bounty is doubled.

     – The Defenders (9)
What is this underground that everyone is talking about? It looks full of potential, and potentially deadly. Maybe we should have explored the world a bit more, surely now there is an entry fee to get there.

     – Fanhunters (21)
We do things with hammers and maces. You, You know who You are, for Your crimes.

     – Hammerheads (14)
Some of unknown visitors were trying to enter our lands. At least one of them with a weapon.
In these troubled times, our welcomed guests, please, reveal your faction and put away your swords: our farmer market should be an island of a restful peace.

     – Joyful People (10)
Rumour of assassinations are true, more this month. need better lookouts and we will get our revenge.

     – Malibuwest (15)
Defenders just don't recognise honourable evil when they see it. They will not recognise honour when they see it. We fight in honour, we die in honour and we will be victorious in honour. But we will not flinch before pompous elves. We will free our orcish brethren from the yoke of elfish and dwarfish oppressors. The glorious sacrifice of their fellows, slain by wretched hill dwarves will not be in vain.

     – Nekojin Empire (28)
Everything goes well and right, just little bit slow.
I suppose, partly because those plains are a bit boring.

     – People of the Lie (20)
The tower gives a vast overview of the lakes surrounding the camp. The Master hoped to see raids coming to plunder the coasts of his territory. But that doesn't happen.

     – The Scoured Legion (18)
"This go here. This go here. This go here. Burn ready." said the ogre proudly.
"Very good. The shinbones are upside down but otherwise not that bad. Next corpse." instructed Edwin.
Burn frowned and said. "Healing difficult. Fire magic better."
"Well, it was you who wanted to learn healing. In order to do that you need to know how a bone structure looks like or your patient ends up like that poor kobold you tried to heal last month." said Edwin.
"Kobold lives. Burn heal ok." protested the ogre.
"You removed half his ribcage. His left lung collapsed. He's bedridden for life." complained Edwin.
"Rib broke. No good." said the ogre.
"True he had three broken ribs from that sword cut the guards dealt him but that's no reason to remove bones. All you had to do is dress the wound. The ribs would have mended on their own." said Edwin.
"Rib stuck out. Burn hands too big. Kobold too small." complained Burn.
"That's true. I tell you what. I'll assign you two kobolds whose job will be to do the surgery. All you have to do is wait until they finish then place your hand on the wound and use healing magic as we practiced." said Edwin.
"Good." said the ogre then asked: "No more corpse practice?"
"Not unless you want to learn necromancy." said Edwin with a wry smile.

     – Wandering Monsters (16)
The mountains were over and scout finally comes into the forest.
- Ah excellent, it's time to hire some elves.
But what...
This forest is full of orcs!
Good lands are tiny in this world.

     – Windmasters (13)

Rumors
To all factions: Even as good groups go, the The Defenders (9) is the whiniest. Their arrogance and entitled attitude run rampant over the world and need to be exterminated.
We won't pay a bounty for their heads but kicking their whiny asses would benefit all. Those who show proof of their fall will be remembered in tavern songs for generations.
Go to hell Evil Saints. It's just a question when it will happen.
King under the mountain.

What does it mean?

Many dead kings are also under the plains.
cities start to fall, empires grow, war is on its way.
I wonder what, or who, is across that ocean. Probably just more goblins grubbing around in the dirt.
Assassin (XXXX) attempts to assassinate Peasant (1384) in plain (1,17) in Sorisdale!
Peasant (1384), Dwellers (10), goblin [GBLN], combat 1.
Dwellers (10) is destroyed!
Spoils: none.
"Almost all available tax hexes are under taxing. Have now to switch to more interesting thing - production."
Produce axes. Orc likes that.
Fanhunters are thieves and murderers. There are words they are lackeys of Evil Saints, which are lackeys of FartMasters Alliance.
Hammerheads [14] sleep on a big pile of gold. It must be lightened!
A traveling minstrel is performing an epic tune out of farts.
It seems that the elves have a ceremony of ritual suicide. What else can explain their selfless attacks on the city police in an attempt to find justice?
The turns run quicker and quicker! Have we purged the slowest factions?


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